Nigger Jokes



What do you call a nigger with two wooden legs?
A Waste of wood.

Do you know why newspapers don’t print the pictures of all the crime suspects?
They would run out of black ink.

Why do niggers hate Jehovah Witnesses?
They hate all witnesses
What do you call two Ethiopians in a sleeping bag?

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.

What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
 You know she’ll swallow.

What is the most positive thing in Harlem?

How do you swat 200 flies at one time
 Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

If  it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it is a duck,but if it walks like a chicken and looks like a monkey it is a nigger.

Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect “10″?

Two 5 year olds.

Why don’t niggers play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.

What’s the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

What do you call an all-nigger beach?
A litter box.

How are niggers and tornadoes similar? 
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

If Tarzan and Jane were niggers, what would Cheetah be?
The brains of the outfit.

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!

What does a female nigger sow and an ice hockey player have in common? 
They both change their pads after 3 periods

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster

What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Barbecue sauce!

Why don’t niggers take cruise vacations?
They’re not going to fall for that one again!

What’s the cheapest way to clear an African minefield?
22 niggers and a soccer ball.

When they cure AIDS, niggers will live long enough to die of starvation.

What separates humans from animals ?
The Mediterranean sea.

What’s the difference between St Patrick’s day and MLK day?
On St Patrick’s day everyone wants to be Irish!

Did you hear about the nigger who had a brain transplant?
The brain rejected him.

How can you tell if a nigger used your laptop?
-it’s not there

How many cops does it take to kick a nigger down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.

Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a knife and fork ?
So they don’t bite off their fingers

 How does a nigger momma know when it’s daughter is on the rag?
Its son’s dick tastes funny

What’s yellow and red and looks great on niggers?

What do you get when you breed an alligator with a road runner?
A hundred mile an hour nigger eater.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!


What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.


What do you say to a black man in uniform?
“I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a coke.”


What do you call a nigger on a bike?


What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

What do niggers do after sex?
-15 years to life

What do you call skid-marks on a nigger’s underwear?

Oprah, and Obama had the same nicknames in high school

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.

Why did the Mexican family move out of the outhouse?
Because the niggers downstairs made too much noise!

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!

Why are there only 2 pall bearers at a nigger’s funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles!

What do you have if you’ve got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement!

What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equipment!

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!

What do you call a nigger having sex?

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike!

How do we know Adam wasn’t black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?

What’s long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!

Why can’t Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They’re niggers!

What’s 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!

What’s long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.

What would you call the flintstones if they were black?

What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger!

How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him!

How can you tell a nigger’s just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.

What’s black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A rotwheiler!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?

Why do blacks have flat noses?
That’s where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

Why do police dogs lick their asses?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?

What are 3 things you can’t give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smells comin’ from the outside.

What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee?
Mike Tyson giving out his phone number.

What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13?
A baby shower.

Why do niggers wear high heel shoes?
So their knuckles won’t drag on the ground.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

Hear about the new perfume for black women?
It’s called “Eau de doo dah day.

Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk?
Cocoa Puffs.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support itself.

What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.

Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows.

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn’t know he’s black.

What’s the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot’s been spotted!

Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven’t figured out how to steal houses yet!

What’s the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!

What do you call a black man in high school?

How long does it take a female nigger to take a shit?
9 months.

What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.

Why are aspirins white?
If they were black, they wouldn’t work!

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers…











What’s the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it!

What do you call a nigger drinking out of the toilet?
Pushing his luck.

What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
Gorillas In The Mist.

What do you throw a drowning nigger?
The rest of his family.

Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson?
He promised them jobs.

Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween?
Somebody came dressed as a job.

What do you call a French nigger?
Jacues Custodian.

What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.

What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?

What do you call a nigger after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?

What’s the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can’t?
Feed a family of four.

What is the best way to blow a gang-nigger?
Pack his fat lips full of gunpowder and light his AFRO on fire!

Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at the million man march?
Forgot to look in the trees.

Why don’t nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

Why are there no niggers in the Flintstones cartoons?
Because they were still monkeys back then.

Whats the difference between good niggers and bad niggers?
Good niggers are locked up in the medium security prison.

How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it’s a niggers job!

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!

How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!

Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!

What do you call 100 parachuting niggers?

What do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit?
“Will the defendant please rise.     “

What do a bicycle and a nigger have in common?
Neither works without a chain.

How can you tell if a nigger is well hung?
You can’t fit your finger between the neck and the noose.

What do you do when you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload!

What do you call niggers playing in leaves?
Rasin bran.

Why do more niggers get hit by cars when it is snowing out?
They are easier to see.

Why shouldn’t you ever run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, “Who, who,” a black owl goes, “Who dat? Who dat?”

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

What word begins with “N”, ends with “R”, and you never want to call a black person?

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
“Drop it nigger.”

What do society and jelly beans have in common?
We all hate the black ones.

I heard that a nigger put Oder- Eaters in their shoes once and the next day all they could find were two shoe laces and a belt buckle!

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint “motherfucker” on the wall.

How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she’s pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon and it’s half eaten.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.

What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.

Why don’t niggers like blowjobs?
They don’t like any jobs.

Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers would know when to stop.

Why can’t nigger women become nuns?
Because they can’t get used to saying ‘superior’ after ‘Mother’.

What was the best thing about the protests in Jena, LA?
Only one person missed work.

What did Zambia use before candles came along?

Two little black boys were walking in the woods when a raccoon ran
across their path.
“That’s what they call us!” said one of the boys.
“You mean,” asked the other, “that’s a motherfucker?”

How do you make a nigger float?
Two scoops of ice cream; one scoop of nigger.

Too funny to ignore:

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number
and she rolled up her sleeve to show me. 

Did you hear about the Jewish child molester?
He hid in the bushes and said, “Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?”

How do you blind a Chinaman?
You put a windshield in front of him.










  1. ulla gertayal says:

    pretty good hoots.

    • bob says:

      what are the three things a nigger and a pussy have in common?

      1. they both have big lips

      2. they both have kinky hair

      3. they both stink the day after you wash them

  2. james gordon says:

    very funny ha ha ha ha ha

  3. Tony says:

    Awesome jokes.

  4. Eric says:

    Very nice site you have! Glad someone like you can make sense of the filth of our society!

  5. James E Ray says:

    What do you call a 2 niggers in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

    A dirty shame. A Cadillac seats at least 6!

  6. john whitey says:

    I like this site…alot!

  7. Seanb Coakley says:

    What happened the day after the million man march?
    5 guys missed work!

    What do you say to a nigger with a job?
    Big Mac large fries.

    Did you hear about the nigger who had a brain transplant?
    The brain rejected him.

  8. Seanb Coakley says:

    what do you call a white guy who drives niggers around?
    A cop.

  9. Mike Hawk says:

    Wow, some of the best jokes I’ve heard in a while…

    What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    The snow tire doesn’t start to rap when you put chains on it.

    What do you do when you run a nigger over?
    Put the car in reverse

    How do you scare a nigger?
    Give him a job application.

    There’s a nigger and a spic in a car, who’s driving?
    The cop

    What’s the difference between a retard and a nigger?
    Niggers are allowed to reproduce.

    Why are the palms of niggers white?
    Because God had them on the wall when he spray painted them.

    What did God say when he created the first nigger?
    Damn, I fucked up.

    Why was the show COPS made?
    Niggers wanted to see more of themselves on TV

    a few jokes i picked up…

  10. john-john says:

    these jokes made my year, thanks..

  11. NanceGreggs says:

    I love these jokes. Niggers are a cancer on society. The sooner we accept the fact that niggers are NOT human, but a sub~species the sooner we can begin to address the problem of nigger~on~human crime. Nigger~on~nigger ‘crime’ is a blessing in disguise.

    Keep up the good work.

  12. james e ray says:

    I walk past this old black guy on my way to work every day.

    Yesterday morning he says to me: “any change sir?”
    I replied: “nope, you’re still a nigger”.


  13. Patrick Henry says:

    What’s the difference between a pile of dog shit and a nigger? After a couple of days the pile of dog shit will turn white and quit stinking.

  14. Euroboy says:

    What do You call it when you go to a place that you have never been and see a bunch of niggers that you have never seen before, but you seem to know what is around the corner and the niggers as well? Déjà JiggaBoo.

  15. hatetheh8er says:

    you worthless nazi scum.. you are all a bunch of dumb fuckin honkies and you will get yours one day.. pieces of shit the lot of ya

    • niggerkiller says:

      I don’t know why all you niggers hate us so much…look at all we have done for you: We gave you houses instead of grass huts, we gave you toilets. We civilized you–your kind hardly ever throw poop at each other anymore…and still you hate. My heart is broken…

    • mark says:

      You’ll get urs first……welfare check that is!!!Fuck u nigger!!!!

    • Hell'sCominWithMe2 says:

      Maybe all of us “honkies” will just stop paying taxes to this thieving bunch of niggers in D.C., and all you useless fucking niggers will have to BUY food and a house. Fuck you nigger, and understand that if it weren’t for the WHITE RACE, you worthless pieces of shit wouldn’t have ANYTHING!! And enjoy it while you can, because you will either be eliminated or sent back to the jungles of AFRICA before long! We’ve had enough of you worthless parasites. Take a look at Detroit before the niggers took it over, and look at it today!! You FILTHY bags of SHIT!!!

  16. billy bob says:

    What do you call a casket at a black funeral. A Shine Box

  17. Dinny Molex says:

    What’s the difference between St patrick’s day and MLK day?
    On St patrick’s day everyone wants to be irish!

  18. Kathy T says:

    I haven’t laughed this hard in months – Thank you!

  19. pittmanracing says:

    what do u call 100 niggers buried up to there forheads?
    afro turf

    how do u get a one armed nigger out of a tree?
    you wave at em’

    how do u starve a nigger?
    you hide his food stamps under his workin boots

    ever seen the jetsons?
    ever seen a nigger in that show?
    dont the future look bright

    dad out of no where- stupid fuckin niggers, my great grandpa told me i wouldnt ever have to worry about them but god dammit the fucking presidents fucked that up now they think they are better than us WTF?

  20. Bitchybarbie says:

    Haha! OMG you made my day! Those jokes were awesome! I havent laughed that hard in ages!
    Keep on posting…There’s alot of us out there who feel the same about this pc crap!

  21. Jason S says:

    Don’t know if these are here. Didn’t feel like reading it all:

    What’s long black and smelly?
    The welfare line

    What do black people call trees?

    Why did the nigger have sex with an ape?
    He thought it was his wife

    • Jason S says:

      How do you stop a nigger kid from jumping on your bed?
      Put velcro on the ceiling
      Stick their lips to the wall

  22. bob says:

    What’s black,has six legs and yells hodedo?

    Three niggers running for the elevator

  23. joey t says:

    Why do niggers call white men “Honkies”? Because thats the last thing they hear before you RUN THEM OVER.

  24. jb england says:

    I hear you chaps in the USA have cut down all the trees in Pennsylvania Avenue. Was is to make Mr and Mrs President walk to the shops? Or was it to stop their relatives visiting?

  25. Anthony_b says:

    Awesome Website.. here’s a few I made and came across;

    1. What two words make a nigger run? FREE and JOB.
    2. What do you call a nigger with a lightsaber? Mace Windu.
    3. Why does everybody hate Chris? He’s a nigger!
    4. Why do niggers hate thanksgiving? KFC is closed.
    5. Why didn’t the nigger’s gun work? He smoked all his gun powder.
    6. Why are niggers good at football? If you spent your life jumping barbed wire, with stolen goods in your hand, while dodging buckshot, wouldn’t you?
    7.What’s faster than a nigger with a TV? His son with the dvd player.
    8. What do old white guys and young black guys have in common? Cadilacs.
    9. Why are good niggers hard to find? It’s illegal to kill them.
    10. How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss.
    11. What do you call a chinese nigger with aids? Coon-Die-Soon
    12. What’s the REAL reason for the hole in the ozone layer? Nigger stink.
    13. What’s the difference between Batman and black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin.


  26. SallyNSC says:

    I needed to laugh at all these nigger jokes! Niggers are lazy, useless, uneducated and ungrateful. We have provided them with so many opportunities in life.

    Niggers even have their own Black American Beauty Pagent.

    White people should have their own WHITE Pagent too. But the niggers will call Jessie Jackson and well….all hell will break loose. I could debate this topic till- “all the niggers come home” or shipped off to Africa.

    Fuck’em those niggers!

  27. Blind Pue says:

    Micheal Jacksons will…
    I wan’t to be melted down to make plastic toys so I can still be played with by little boys.

  28. Blind Pue says:

    Micheal Jacksons will…
    I wan’t to be melted down to make plastic toys so I can still be played with by little boys.

    Why did God make niggers black? – To narrow down the group of suspects for the cops.

  29. Blind Pue says:

    Why do niggers join the army?- So they dont have to get a real job.

  30. Blind Pue says:

    How do you stop Niggers gate-crashing your party?

    -Hang a banna on the lamp post outside.

  31. Blind Pue says:

    How many niggers does it take to hang a light bulb?

    One, and one white man to hang the nigger.

  32. Blind Pue says:

    OK, So! ‘You are feeling browned off, Wog a matter? Ok, Nigger mind, go black home;’You will feel all white in the morning.

  33. Blind Pue says:

    How long does it take for nigger to hang a light bulb?

    About half the time it takes to hang a nigger.

  34. Blind Pue says:

    Why am I not like a Poodle dog?

    You can train a Poodle dog to love niggers, not me.

  35. CTYT says:

    What’s red, white and blue and hangs in front of my house?

    A nigger, I’ll paint him whatever color I want.

  36. Max says:

    Why is there the cotton wad in every bottle of pills?
    To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before becoming drug dealers.

  37. Dan says:

    How do you help lower the nigger unemployment rate?

    Expand the NBA to 200 teams.

  38. mark says:

    I am a truck driver. One time I picked up a priest. While driving I saw a nigger on the side of the road. The temptation to run him over was great. I aimed for him but at the last second swerved away. I apologized the priest for my behavior. He said my son I forgive you but do not worry I got him with the door!

  39. Herb says:

    You know why niggers make the best Astronauts?

    They took up space in school.

  40. Brett Gyllenskog says:

    I hate niggers.

  41. Dan says:

    I live in the UK and in this last 5 years I have seen the nigger population in my town grow and grow along with the crime rate , walk to the town and on the way you have some black fuck asking you if you want to buy some drugs , 3 times in my life some scums bags have tried to mug me and every time its been a few niggers as they do like to hunt in packs , not once has one on its own tried anything, they are scum , we should have shipped them all back to monkey land years ago. I fucking hate everything about niggers !! planet earth would be so much better off without the fucking things that’s for sure !!! oh and I hate lefty white nigger lovers too, them cunts got us in this fucking mess in the first place !

  42. logan says:

    whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead nigger on the side of the road……the dog has skid marks leading up to it

  43. ghetto_scum says:

    What’s black & white, has 4 legs and rolls around KFC’s parking lot?

    A nigger trying to steal a chicken bone from a seagull.

  44. Merle Johnson says:

    I hate ALL niggers and swan. swan is slut with a nigger.

  45. Alucard says:

    A nigger is drinking at a bar. A fag comes in and after a few drinks, asks the nigger if he wants a blow job. The nigger takes him outside and beats him up. When the nigger returned the bartenders asked what the fag said. The nigger exclaims “Something about a job”.

  46. HELLRAISER says:

    An Englishman applies for a job with South African police.
    Inspector says “These are the best qualifications I’ve ever seen, just one test before you get the job.
    Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit.”
    Bloke replies “Why the rabbit?”
    Inspector says “Fantastic attitude, you’ve got the job!”

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