What’s Black and screams like a motherfucker? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a nigger with two wooden legs?
A Waste of wood.
Do you know why newspapers don’t print the pictures of all the crime suspects?
They would run out of black ink.
Why do niggers hate Jehovah Witnesses?
They hate all witnesses
What do you call two Ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
You know she’ll swallow.
What is the most positive thing in Harlem?
How do you swat 200 flies at one time
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it is a duck,but if it walks like a chicken and looks like a monkey it is a nigger.
Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect “10″?
Two 5 year olds.
Why don’t niggers play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What’s the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
What do you call an all-nigger beach?
A litter box.
How are niggers and tornadoes similar?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
If Tarzan and Jane were niggers, what would Cheetah be?
The brains of the outfit.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
What does a female nigger sow and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster
What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Why don’t niggers take cruise vacations?
They’re not going to fall for that one again!
What’s the cheapest way to clear an African minefield?
22 niggers and a soccer ball.
When they cure AIDS, niggers will live long enough to die of starvation.
What separates humans from animals ?
The Mediterranean sea.
What’s the difference between St Patrick’s day and MLK day?
On St Patrick’s day everyone wants to be Irish!
Did you hear about the nigger who had a brain transplant?
The brain rejected him.
How can you tell if a nigger used your laptop?
-it’s not there
How many cops does it take to kick a nigger down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a knife and fork ?
So they don’t bite off their fingers
How does a nigger momma know when it’s daughter is on the rag?
Its son’s dick tastes funny
What’s yellow and red and looks great on niggers?
What do you get when you breed an alligator with a road runner?
A hundred mile an hour nigger eater.
Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!
What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
“I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a coke.”
What do you call a nigger on a bike?
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
What do niggers do after sex?
-15 years to life
What do you call skid-marks on a nigger’s underwear?
Oprah, and Obama had the same nicknames in high school
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Why did the Mexican family move out of the outhouse?
Because the niggers downstairs made too much noise!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
Why are there only 2 pall bearers at a nigger’s funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles!
What do you have if you’ve got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement!
What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equipment!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!
What do you call a nigger having sex?
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
How do we know Adam wasn’t black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?
What’s long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!
Why can’t Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
What’s 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!
What’s long and hard on a nigger?
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him!
How can you tell a nigger’s just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.
What’s black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Why do blacks have flat noses?
That’s where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.
Why do police dogs lick their asses?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
What are 3 things you can’t give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.
Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smells comin’ from the outside.
What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee?
Mike Tyson giving out his phone number.
What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13?
A baby shower.
Why do niggers wear high heel shoes?
So their knuckles won’t drag on the ground.
Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.
Hear about the new perfume for black women?
It’s called “Eau de doo dah day.
Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.
What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk?
What’s the difference between a nigger and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support itself.
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.
Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows.
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn’t know he’s black.
What’s the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot’s been spotted!
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven’t figured out how to steal houses yet!
What’s the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
What do you call a black man in high school?
How long does it take a female nigger to take a shit?
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.
Why are aspirins white?
If they were black, they wouldn’t work!
Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers…
10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
09) THE PISTOL WON’T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
07) THE PIT CREW CAN’T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
02) CAN’T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN’T BE IN NASCAR:
01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
What’s the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it!
What do you call a nigger drinking out of the toilet?
Pushing his luck.
What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
Gorillas In The Mist.
What do you throw a drowning nigger?
The rest of his family.
Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson?
He promised them jobs.
Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween?
Somebody came dressed as a job.
What do you call a French nigger?
What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.
What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
What do you call a nigger after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
What’s the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.
What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
What can a pizza do that a nigger can’t?
Feed a family of four.
What is the best way to blow a gang-nigger?
Pack his fat lips full of gunpowder and light his AFRO on fire!
Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at the million man march?
Forgot to look in the trees.
Why don’t nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
Why are there no niggers in the Flintstones cartoons?
Because they were still monkeys back then.
Whats the difference between good niggers and bad niggers?
Good niggers are locked up in the medium security prison.
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it’s a niggers job!
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What do you call 100 parachuting niggers?
What do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit?
“Will the defendant please rise. “
What do a bicycle and a nigger have in common?
Neither works without a chain.
How can you tell if a nigger is well hung?
You can’t fit your finger between the neck and the noose.
What do you do when you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload!
What do you call niggers playing in leaves?
Why do more niggers get hit by cars when it is snowing out?
They are easier to see.
Why shouldn’t you ever run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, “Who, who,” a black owl goes, “Who dat? Who dat?”
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
What word begins with “N”, ends with “R”, and you never want to call a black person?
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
“Drop it nigger.”
What do society and jelly beans have in common?
We all hate the black ones.
I heard that a nigger put Oder- Eaters in their shoes once and the next day all they could find were two shoe laces and a belt buckle!
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint “motherfucker” on the wall.
How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she’s pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon and it’s half eaten.
What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.
What do you call a nigger priest?
Why don’t niggers like blowjobs?
They don’t like any jobs.
Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers would know when to stop.
Why can’t nigger women become nuns?
Because they can’t get used to saying ‘superior’ after ‘Mother’.
What was the best thing about the protests in Jena, LA?
Only one person missed work.
What did Zambia use before candles came along?
Two little black boys were walking in the woods when a raccoon ran
across their path.
“That’s what they call us!” said one of the boys.
“You mean,” asked the other, “that’s a motherfucker?”
How do you make a nigger float?
Two scoops of ice cream; one scoop of nigger.
Too funny to ignore:
How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
I asked a Jewish girl for her number
and she rolled up her sleeve to show me.
Did you hear about the Jewish child molester?
He hid in the bushes and said, “Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?”
How do you blind a Chinaman?
You put a windshield in front of him.